Palette Virtuoso Gifts

"Oh, my husband is clever alright, but not in the conventional way: he's an artist you see..."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Artist and Musician

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Poetry repairman

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Writer

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

"Have you considered vlogging?"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Stop staring"

Leonard Cohen

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Piano Prompt

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

James Russell Lowell