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"The firm of Reynolds and Reynolds cannot legally change your 'colors' from 'autumn' to 'spring.'"

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

Henri Matisse

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

David Hockney

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Paul Gaugin

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"