Palette Swapper Gifts

"The firm of Reynolds and Reynolds cannot legally change your 'colors' from 'autumn' to 'spring.'"

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Shadow Artist

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Self-Portrait

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Paul Gaugin

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."