Paleo Dieter Gifts

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo Camp

'The stems are better for you.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'We had that last night.'

"We ought to give this diet a name."

"He's on the paleo diet."

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'