Paleo Diet Lover Gifts

Paleo Camp

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

Paleo-to-go

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'The stems are better for you.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"We ought to give this diet a name."

'We had that last night.'

I've been thinking about trying that "caveman diet."