Paleo Diet Gifts

"Something's just not right – our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"How many calories are you?"

'The stems are better for you.'

'Going off the Caveman diet?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you sure about this? — He looks like he's loaded with cholesterol!'

"Shash the turnip with a rock until pulpy and then heat in the nearest volcano."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"He's on the paleo diet."

"We ought to give this diet a name."

"I've invited the Neanderthals over. I guess we'll stick with paleo for dinner."

"Paleo menu? I'm a vegan you presumptuous cretin!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

Paleo Camp