Paleo Dieting Gifts

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo Camp

'The stems are better for you.'

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'We had that last night.'

"We ought to give this diet a name."

"Mmmmmm....meat and two veg!"

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"He's on the paleo diet."