Paleo Diet Follower Gifts

"Any particular KIND of protein?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo-to-go

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo Camp

'The stems are better for you.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'