Paleo Diet Fan Gifts

"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"

"How many calories are you?"

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you sure about this? — He looks like he's loaded with cholesterol!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'We had that last night.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo Camp

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo-to-go

'The stems are better for you.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'