Paleo Diet Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the paleo diet critic who isn’t afraid to speak their mind? Our collection features humorous and clever products perfect for anyone passionate about paleo principles or skeptical of trends. Whether they love to debate or simply enjoy fun, eye-catching designs, these items will bring a smile and spark conversation. From sarcastic mugs to statement t-shirts and quirky prints, find the ideal way to show you understand their stance with a gift that matches their witty personality.

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"I can't wait for neolithic to start. I am sick of this paleo diet."

"I can't wait for neolithic to start. I am sick of this paleo diet." mockup

"I can't wait for neolithic to start. I am sick of this paleo diet."

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.' mockup

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

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The discovery of asparagus.

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.' mockup

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

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'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.' mockup

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

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Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved. mockup

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

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'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,' mockup

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

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Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit... mockup

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

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'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

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'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.' mockup

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

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Toilet roll beauty tips.

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"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!" mockup

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

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'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.' mockup

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

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"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course." mockup

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

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Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era. mockup

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

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'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?' mockup

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

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"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!" mockup

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

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Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer. mockup

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

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"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..." mockup

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

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'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.' mockup

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

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'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.' mockup

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

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Paleo Camp

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"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?" mockup

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

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"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables." mockup

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

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'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?' mockup

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

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'The stems are better for you.'

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'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?' mockup

'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?'

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'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!' mockup

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

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'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.' mockup

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

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'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.'

'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.' mockup

'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.'

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Paleo Diet Critic Gifts Collection

Paleo Diet Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs — perfect for paleo diet skeptics who enjoy a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Paleo Diet Critic Pillows

Browse our humorous pillows — a playful way to add personality and wit to their living space.

Paleo Diet Critic Prints

Discover amusing prints that celebrate the paleo critic’s playful attitude and love for witty decor.

Paleo Diet Critic T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts, ideal for anyone who loves to express their paleo diet opinions with humor and style.