Paleo Diet Critic Pillows

"I can't wait for neolithic to start. I am sick of this paleo diet."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

Paleo Camp

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

'The stems are better for you.'

'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.'