Paleo Diet Skeptic Pillows

"I don't know about you, but I'm TIRED of natural foods."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Lite Beer.

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

Paleo Camp

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'The stems are better for you.'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'