Paleo Diet Skeptic Prints

"I don't know about you, but I'm TIRED of natural foods."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Lite Beer.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo Camp

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

'The stems are better for you.'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'