Paleo Diet Devotee Prints

'The stems are better for you.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'I'm not 'out of shape' — I'm evolved!'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Obesity Report

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

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