Paleo Dieter Pillows

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo Camp

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'The stems are better for you.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'I'm not 'out of shape' — I'm evolved!'

"Mmmmmm....meat and two veg!"

'We had that last night.'

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

"We ought to give this diet a name."