Paleo Diet Fan T-Shirts

"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"

"How many calories are you?"

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you sure about this? — He looks like he's loaded with cholesterol!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'We had that last night.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo Camp

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo-to-go

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'The stems are better for you.'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."