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"Any particular KIND of protein?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo Camp

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Paleo-to-go

'The stems are better for you.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'