Pain Tolerance Tester Gifts

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

Tension filled the tent.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Avocado Timeline

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Big Burgers.

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

The interminable!

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"