Pain Tolerance Explorer Gifts

'This won't hurt.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"We have GOT to get a new bed. This soft mattress is killing me!"

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

Interpretive napping

The Sensitive Dude.

"Life's a lot less stressful now if I take a couple of hours off and go into the office."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

I find it removes much of the stress of my job.

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"How may I hurt you?"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'But toothache is the worst!'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"My therapist told me if I start getting too stressed out at work to get up and go for a nice walk."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

'I sense that you're experiencing a bit stress. They say that shopping is therapeutic. How about joining my Mom and I this weekend!'

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Two horizons, no waiting...

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'This is going to be a level three.'

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

'Same time next week then?'

"Try distance healing if you like, but it's a bit of a long shot"

'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.