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'This won't hurt.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"We have GOT to get a new bed. This soft mattress is killing me!"

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

Interpretive napping

The Sensitive Dude.

"Life's a lot less stressful now if I take a couple of hours off and go into the office."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

I find it removes much of the stress of my job.

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"How may I hurt you?"

'But toothache is the worst!'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"My therapist told me if I start getting too stressed out at work to get up and go for a nice walk."

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

'I sense that you're experiencing a bit stress. They say that shopping is therapeutic. How about joining my Mom and I this weekend!'

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Two horizons, no waiting...

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

Boss, I need to go home, I have an awful toothache. I can't focus. I can't concentrate. It's like someone's stabbing me in the face with a Samurai sword. Oh, that's not that bad. Let me know when it feels more like a Ninja sword. I'm not sure there's a difference. Apparently you can focus just fine.

'This is going to be a level three.'

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

'Same time next week then?'