Pain Threshold Tester T-Shirts

"How may I hurt you?"

Tension filled the tent.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Your meal sounded nice."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Avocado Timeline

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

Big Burgers.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

The interminable!

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'