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'Same time next week then?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

The Sensitive Dude.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall of ages

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'You must have something in my size?'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"How may I hurt you?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'But toothache is the worst!'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."