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'Same time next week then?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

The Sensitive Dude.

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall of ages

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"How may I hurt you?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."