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Laying on a bed of needles.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"How may I hurt you?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

'But toothache is the worst!'

"We feel your pain".

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

"No, that's a happy face. I need you to go out there and put on a brave face."

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

'Same time next week then?'

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

Tooth ache.

School of Pharmacy and Over-the-Counter-Annex

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'This won't hurt.'

"We have GOT to get a new bed. This soft mattress is killing me!"

"Is that a cavity?"