Pain Prober Prints

Laying on a bed of needles.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"How may I hurt you?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'But toothache is the worst!'

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"We feel your pain".

"No, that's a happy face. I need you to go out there and put on a brave face."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

With a few changes to his office environment, Dr. Bolsta made chiropractic care more kid-friendly.

'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'

Boss, I need to go home, I have an awful toothache. I can't focus. I can't concentrate. It's like someone's stabbing me in the face with a Samurai sword. Oh, that's not that bad. Let me know when it feels more like a Ninja sword. I'm not sure there's a difference. Apparently you can focus just fine.

Rate your pain...

'This is going to be a level three.'

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

'Same time next week then?'

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

Tooth ache.

School of Pharmacy and Over-the-Counter-Annex

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'This won't hurt.'

"We have GOT to get a new bed. This soft mattress is killing me!"