Pain Perception Explorer Prints

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"How may I hurt you?"

'But toothache is the worst!'

'Thirteen'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'This is going to be a level three.'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

Boss, I need to go home, I have an awful toothache. I can't focus. I can't concentrate. It's like someone's stabbing me in the face with a Samurai sword. Oh, that's not that bad. Let me know when it feels more like a Ninja sword. I'm not sure there's a difference. Apparently you can focus just fine.

Rate your pain...

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Same time next week then?'

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

"Try distance healing if you like, but it's a bit of a long shot"

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

"No - it's definitely a vase."

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'This won't hurt.'