Pain Perception Explorer Pillows

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"How may I hurt you?"

'But toothache is the worst!'

'Thirteen'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'This is going to be a level three.'

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Same time next week then?'

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'

"Try distance healing if you like, but it's a bit of a long shot"

"No - it's definitely a vase."

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'This won't hurt.'

"We have GOT to get a new bed. This soft mattress is killing me!"