Pain Measurement Enthusiast Pillows

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"How may I hurt you?"

'But toothache is the worst!'

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

Dentist.

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

37.85 Litres Hats

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Same time next week then?'

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

Roadside monitor displays rapid heart rate in heavy traffic.

'Back pain? The beef stew is just laced with analgesics.'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

Laying on a bed of needles.

'My Dad always said Imperial was better by miles.'

'So what'll it be; novocain or profanity?'

"Your blood pressure is two forty five...take your watch off!"

'This won't hurt, honest.'

"I'm metric and he's imperial."