Pain Management Explorer Gifts

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

'Notice how all the stress disappears from your body.'

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"Where does it hurt?"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"We feel your pain".

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

With a few changes to his office environment, Dr. Bolsta made chiropractic care more kid-friendly.

"Would you get up already - the meeting's in five minutes and play dead's not going to work again."

"Here – if you dose at the exact moment you get fired, it really heightens the experience."