Back Pain Navigator Gifts

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

Lumbar support animal

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"Too hard?"

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

'I never know which side to start on.'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

'Ooh, that's better!'

Before I can get back to work, I have to get my back to work!

"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"

'Frankly Mrs Briggs, I think your stress is caused by too many second opinions.'

"The therapist helped Jack overcome his fear of commitment."

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

'Miss Milligan, cancel all my appointments.' (Chriopractor).

'He threw his back out trying to lift an embargo.'

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

'I had it custom-made, it's very comfortable...'

The National Monument to Chiropractors Specializing in Neck Pain

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

'Get out! You'll never rehab in this town again!!'

"Back to normal after june."

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

"He's here to give you a second, cooler opinion."

'Does it hurt when I do this?'