Back Pain Navigator T-Shirts

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

Lumbar support animal

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"Too hard?"

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

'I never know which side to start on.'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"

'Frankly Mrs Briggs, I think your stress is caused by too many second opinions.'

"The therapist helped Jack overcome his fear of commitment."

'He threw his back out trying to lift an embargo.'

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

'Miss Milligan, cancel all my appointments.' (Chriopractor).

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

"He's here to give you a second, cooler opinion."

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

"Back to normal after june."

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

'I had it custom-made, it's very comfortable...'

The National Monument to Chiropractors Specializing in Neck Pain

'Get out! You'll never rehab in this town again!!'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'And for our middle-aged customers, we've developed this orthopaedic backrest.'