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'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

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'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Woman and scales.

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

"Then, my arthritis..."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

'Joe's Bar. Threat Level: Medium.'

"I was just surprised you put the word 'marriage' next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Argh! It's going to rain! My arthritis!"

"As far as I'm concerned any whistleblower who wants to sell out their colleagues and wreck their career is very brave...now what did you want to tell me?"