Back Comfort Seeker T-Shirts

'And for our middle-aged customers, we've developed this orthopaedic backrest.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Man's best friends."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lumbar support animal

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."