Pageantry Ponderer Gifts

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

That party went well.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Miss America IQ Pageant

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Writer

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Bumper Limos

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

James Russell Lowell

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

"Hmm. What rhymes with layoffs?"