"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Pageant Philosopher Gifts
Searching for a gift for your pageant philosopher? Explore our collection of clever, artistic items that honor their love for beauty, intellect, and introspection. Perfect to inspire and amuse, these products make a thoughtful gesture for the thinker who also appreciates a bit of glamour. Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, find something that resonates with their creative spirit and intellectual curiosity.
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
Miss America IQ Pageant
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."
'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'
The return of Miss Subways
Hospital gown pageant.
Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.
'I owe all my drive, ambition, and dedication to student debt.'
Circus Pageant
"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."
"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."
Here's How The Next Miss America Will Be Chosen
'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'
5lbs + 5lbs= ?
Miss America IQ pageant.
'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'
'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'
Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'
2016. 2015. Hey, come back here! You can't just decide to take a gap year!
Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.
"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."
Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.
How To Be In The Moment...a few moments before anyone else.
"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"
'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'
7th annual weird fishes pageant
In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!
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Beauty Contest
Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.
'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'
'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'
The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."
Pageant Philosopher Gifts Collection
Pageant Philosopher Mugs
Looking for more witty and inspiring mugs? Discover our collection of products perfect for the creative and thoughtful personality of your pageant philosopher.
Pageant Philosopher Pillows
Find cozy pillows that blend comfort with creative expression, ideal for the thinker who loves to add a touch of personality to their space.
Pageant Philosopher Prints
Browse our inspiring prints to decorate their environment with smart and stylish artwork that celebrates their love for beauty and intellect.
Pageant Philosopher T-Shirts
Explore our range of clever and stylish t-shirts that showcase the artistic spirit and witty side of your pageant philosopher.