Pageantry Ponderer Prints

Here's How The Next Miss America Will Be Chosen

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

That party went well.

Miss America IQ Pageant

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Writer

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Bumper Limos

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

James Russell Lowell

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"