Page Swimmers Gifts

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"So, what are you reading?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

The synchronized shower event.

Rip Taylor Tide

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Page: 'That poor devil ain't mixed much in society!'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Writer

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

Bill Shankland

Thank you for not drowning.

Man reading a giant book.

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'What do you mean stop him - he's become the main attraction.'

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'Frankly I think he's taking swimming with the dolphins too far.'

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

Never swim on a full stomach...

NO skinny dipping

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'