Page Swimmers Pillows

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

"So, what are you reading?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

The synchronized shower event.

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

Rip Taylor Tide

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

Writer

Bill Shankland

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

Page: 'That poor devil ain't mixed much in society!'

Thank you for not drowning.

Man reading a giant book.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

'Frankly I think he's taking swimming with the dolphins too far.'

'What do you mean stop him - he's become the main attraction.'

"Do you want to watch politicians promise to make American great again, or watch Olympics and bask in the glory of Katie Ledecky and Michael Phelps?"

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

We moved into this great new place, but now she never comes outside. Little Free Library.

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

NO skinny dipping

Never swim on a full stomach...