Swim Squad Superstar Gifts

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Cheerleaders

"I'm here to gets the gold"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

The synchronized shower event.

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Thank you for not drowning.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

Never swim on a full stomach...

NO skinny dipping

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

30th Parallel.

'Watch your language... here comes a monkfish.'

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

Swimmer with large feet.

'You're disqualified.'

'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'