Wife: 'So how was your Speed-Reading class honey?!' a man who couldn't handle the pace of a Speed Reading class enters his flatapartment injuried with a trail of pages behind him on the ground
Page Turner Sprinter Gifts
Looking for unique gifts for someone who loves to dive into books or move at a fast pace? Our curated collection features fun and witty items that celebrate both the steady reader and the energetic sprinter. Whether they thrive on gripping stories or quick sprints, you'll find something that speaks to their vibrant personality and creative spirit.
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
The Bookworm
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."
"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."
'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'
Addicted to reading
"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"
Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'
"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."
I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?
Downloads.
"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"
"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."
Technology and literature
"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"
Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...
Ok, ok, last page.
"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."
Reading in the family.
Small child checks out a book.
"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."
Head full of Books.
'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'
Irvine Welsh
One book... One book... One book...
The writer's world
'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'
Reading room
Free Little Library
TV vs Reading
Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.
Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?
'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'
Page Turner Sprinter Gifts Collection
Page Turner Sprinter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate page turners and sprinters – perfect for fueling their passions with humor and style.
Page Turner Sprinter Pillows
Discover pillows that add a witty touch to their home decor, celebrating their love for books and quick-paced living.
Page Turner Sprinter Prints
Browse our prints to inspire their reading and sprinting adventures with creative and vibrant designs.
Page Turner Sprinter T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that match the energetic and literary spirit of page turners and sprinters. Perfect for casual days and spirited adventures.