Page Turner Chaser Gifts

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

"I'm looking for a spellbinding tour de force, although I'd settle for a high-spirited romp."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

The Bookworm

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Addicted to reading

Downloads.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Technology and literature

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Small child checks out a book.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Ok, ok, last page.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Head full of Books.

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

TV vs Reading

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

Reading room