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'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

"I'm looking for a spellbinding tour de force, although I'd settle for a high-spirited romp."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

The Bookworm

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Addicted to reading

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Downloads.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Technology and literature

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Small child checks out a book.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Head full of Books.

Free Little Library

One book... One book... One book...

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Reading room