Page Scribe Gifts

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Computer literate Monk

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

Modern publishing.

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

Monks form copier service.

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

Writers strike.

"He calls it the eBible."

Pencil Rubber

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."