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'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

The last song before the party exploded.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

When bored, we board

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

At the CD shop.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Commercial music