Paddle-pop Enthusiast Prints

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Bitchbark Canoe

George Michael

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

The last song before the party exploded.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Elton John

God passing the time.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Justin Timberlake

When bored, we board

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

ABBA

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

At the CD shop.

Paul McCartney

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Kylie.

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Kylie Minogue.

Man out of order like his coffee machine