Packaging Pranksters Pillows

Man putting ten peas through the 'ten items only' checkout.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Back to the Holidays

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Access Denied!

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Children in a Nursery.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Hide and Seek

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"So there's this big Mother...."

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.