Postal Prankster Pillows

Cheese of the Week: Brie

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Air Mail Only.

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Postbox of doom...

Post box

Mailman coming through gate, dog's kennel has pictures of mailmen that he's bitten.

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

Postal birds

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'I'm sorry ma'am, but this really is too big to mail. '

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Stamp machine.

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'If these are Forever stamps, how do I get them back so I can use them again?'

Beware of the Dog.

"I've been told that my check is in the mail. Could you verify that for me?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'