Printer Prankster Pillows

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Sad demise of a workaholic

Printer Jam Session

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"