Desk Prankster Pillows

Out-out-out-IN: 'We were once the new guy too.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Court's in recess!'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Laptop Dancing.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'