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"I'm thinking about having a sic day."

'This end up please.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

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Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

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