Package Prankster Pillows

Postman training.

"Thank you for your order! It will be shipped today by airmail."

"Amazon delivery."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

This Side Up.

'This has to be in Des Moines by Friday.', 'Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?'

'Says he came here to deliver a package.'

"Tell the delivery guy he was off about 100 feet again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Hair Crop Circle

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My homework ate my dog."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Oh Hi!'